Ode to the McDonald's Sausage McMuffin

Oh, how I love thee, my $1 sandwich
They fatty, gristly, greesy, bony mass of ground pig parts
The seasoning, the salt (850 mg), the melting piece of cheese
Contained between that sliced and toasted english muffin
You are so bad for me, my little 370 calorie 22 grams of fat morsel
Yet I love you, I love you, I love you

Photo credit: McDonalds